Sunday, April 1, 2012

Throng defends streetcars against creepy special interests

REIMS, FRANCE
A ginormous arachnid descended on Reims today in a totally gross attempt to stop the progress of electric streetcars. Thousands of citizens took to the streets in defense of fiscal responsibility, walkable urban neighborhoods, convenience, choice, and their growing clean-energy economy, turning away the joint-legged invertebrate. Many simply cried "Ew!" but Joseph Plombier, a local tradesman, suspected that oil and car companies lurked behind the onslaught of the octopedal arthropod. "I reekognize ziss web of de-sep-see-on," he said in a wacky French accent.

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